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  • fashionistaswonderland:

    Instagram: alicesene

    (via blackgirlsrpretty2)

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  • khounstipated:

    Toothpaste Kisses || The Maccabees

    Lay with me, I’ll lay with you, we’ll do the things, that lovers do.

    (via zooeyclairedeschanel)

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  • srkdall:

    5265ad:

    I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

    Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

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  • aaaaa42:

    *drop’s a box of tic tacs*aaahhh my tic tacs! theres tic tacs everywhere. *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac* *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac* *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac* *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac*

    (via zooeyclairedeschanel)

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  • nathanael-platier:

    We freed them…but at what cost?

    (via zooeyclairedeschanel)

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  • disowns:

    when he giving good dick and suddenly pulls out

    image

    (Source: disowns, via zooeyclairedeschanel)

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  • aresnakesreal:

    like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss

    (via zooeyclairedeschanel)

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  • mirateski:

    teratocybernetics:

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    ruinleon:

    a snake wearing a top hat and mustache that is all

    ah mr sneky,i see u r wering ur fance top

    how dare u sir, u disturb my paper towel substrate and rotate same with no gentlemanly warning, i demand satisfaction

    Oh my god.

    Fancy hog!

    (via listeningtociociosan)

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  • (Source: tvpixels, via nodoubtem)

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  • ratgod:

    yea ur right tumblr the world aint ready for this post

    (via 2thotful)

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  • ohh-gawd:

    iOS 8 be like

    (via 2thotful)

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